Wakefield Trinity would like to remind fans that the use of pyrotechnics are strictly forbidden both at the Mobile Rocket Stadium and at all away games.

Seriously? Worlds gone mad.

Do you mean its mad that they have to tell people or its mad that they're banned?

Mad that they have to tell people fella

He means it's mad asking him to remind everybody when Carter knows he knows more than most that they're banned.

Yeah and no coughing on people please.

I went out on the weekend and bought myself a gun holster but I'm keeping a bottle of antibacterial gel in there.

My approach is fail to prepare, prepare to fail.

I dont think that the gel is going to save you, or anyone else.
On the basis that there is no cure for the Coronavirus, it's cross your fingers time.

Mind you, if you wait outside the toilets at the back, you could make a fortune selling hand wash

Pedant here.

Anti bacterial hand wash very much can save your life.

Despite the name they will all kill a virus stone dead. A virus unlike bacteria is extremely fragile outside of its host. Some like this one can survive for a short while in the air though direct contact with UV will destroy most. The vast majority of virus of which this is one will be destroyed by direct contact with concentrate alcohol.

True, once it’s inside you the only thing that can defeat it is your own immune system, but wipes etc will help stop that being required.

Lecture over

Only if its at least 60% alcohol.
Up the Trin!

So for a few people on here, you'll be OK even if you do catch it!!

The beer in the Northstand is nowhere near 60%, even if you have several pints

Was in the Asda a couple of hours ago and they have completely sold out of ALL liquid soap and handwash gel, so it looks like it's vodka or nothing then !!!